Many in the world of independent cinema quietly wept on December 29, when it was revealed that quirky-cute actress-singer Zooey Deschanel was officially off the market, getting engaged to Death Cab for Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard.
In the wake of the announcement, there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth … riots broke out in cities across the country (especially in Portland).
It was bad. In fact, the future Mr. and Mrs. Gibbard have finally been forced to take action.
In order to escape the indie world’s wrath, they’re moving their wedding to the most remote spot possible: the Moon.