Sunday, April 5, 2009

Kwangmyŏngsŏng Kuplunt!

DPRK self-reliance has apparently triumphed in North Korea, now firmly among the ranks of deep water-faring nations.

Nothing to see here. (Kwangmyŏngsŏng was, after all, a heroic effort to explore Korean territory a kilometer underwater.)

Earlier reports from Xuinhua, The Korea Times and the BBC confirming Kwangmyŏngsŏng was "in orbit" resulted from imperialist propaganda. The stooges responsible have have been dismissed and their payroll taxes have been taxed retroactively.

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