'Restaurant on South Pole of Moon'

From a better posting for April 1st, a report of a restaurant with "no atmosphere"

Pasadena (IPP) - NASA has discovered a restaurant and resort on the south pole of the Moon.The diner and resort were found by NASA's Lunar orbiter OICU812 on its first pass over the lunar south pole. The orbiter was launched from Cape Canaveral aboard an Atlas Centaur IV vehicle two days ago.

Spectral analysis of the food from the restaurant indicates that the food is very good but there is not much of an atmosphere. Dr. Povenmire Finootch theorizes that there appears to be very little room between the bench style seating which probably makes it very loud inside the restaurant when it is full. Other scientists have countered that theory by stating that since there is no atmosphere that therefore than can be very little or no sound in the diner.

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